oh yeah, I have my lap top back I’m so happy omg. and I’m cutting my hair tomorrow, finally. and apartment hunting, aaaa

catp0rn:

thefrogman:

[reddit]

He looks so unimpressed 

we-werelikecobras:

Touch
#Skin Series

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

peevesies:

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

whY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME

matters-from-ashes:

The invasion has begun. 

animalgazing:

sick fearless bastard by Crazy Ivory on Flickr.

wearethenats:

herondalely:

we-hunt-monsters-not-dinkelberg:

Today in school I was walking down the hallway to go to the bathroom and some dude walked out of a classroom and tripped me by accident and I was thinking about Thor 2 so i just like blurted out “HOW DARE YOU ATTACK THE SON OF ODIN” and he just looked at me and looked down at his shirt and it was an Avenegrs shirt and I think i made a friend guys.

I SHIP IT